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Gross idea. Sept 14, 2010 18:35:00 GMT -5

Post by Forlin (old) on Sept 14, 2010 18:35:00 GMT -5

A Taxxon eats a person with a cell phone. The Visser arrives at the pool later, and asks something. There's silence, and then...the phone rings in the Taxxon's stomach. FWAP! The Visser slices open the Taxxon to see what that ringing is.

Either that, or later on...well, do you know what coats Taxxon tunnels? Yeah. That phone has passed through the Taxxon, and is stuck to the wall in the tunnel. It rings LOL.

Last Edit: Sept 14, 2010 18:35:41 GMT -5 by Forlin (old)

sarafina Major I hate violence, but I want to kick butt! formaly embermist[A1i:6] Posts: 414	Gross idea. Sept 14, 2010 18:36:26 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sarafina on Sept 14, 2010 18:36:26 GMT -5 LOL
	[MpB:http://www.georgeaugustkoch.com/ImageFolder/PurpleSky.jpg] "The world is not split into good people and Death Eaters. We have all got both dark and light inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on; that's who we really are." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Galanor Rosewind Co-Administrator *<Seeker of the Escafil* Device>** Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.[A1i:4] Posts: 569	Gross idea. Sept 14, 2010 18:36:46 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Galanor Rosewind on Sept 14, 2010 18:36:46 GMT -5 EW, LOL.
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sarafina Major I hate violence, but I want to kick butt! formaly embermist[A1i:6] Posts: 414	Gross idea. Sept 14, 2010 18:39:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sarafina on Sept 14, 2010 18:39:50 GMT -5 wow, i just realized i have ten favorite songs.
	[MpB:http://www.georgeaugustkoch.com/ImageFolder/PurpleSky.jpg] "The world is not split into good people and Death Eaters. We have all got both dark and light inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on; that's who we really are." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda Brigadier General Legendary Andalite Warrior War is Ugly...Nothing so glamorous about it..[A1i:3] Posts: 1,720	Gross idea. Sept 14, 2010 23:12:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 14, 2010 23:12:38 GMT -5 LOL
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sarafina Major I hate violence, but I want to kick butt! formaly embermist[A1i:6] Posts: 414	Gross idea. Sept 16, 2010 7:22:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sarafina on Sept 16, 2010 7:22:34 GMT -5 actualy now that i think about it i have more than ten
	[MpB:http://www.georgeaugustkoch.com/ImageFolder/PurpleSky.jpg] "The world is not split into good people and Death Eaters. We have all got both dark and light inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on; that's who we really are." -Sirius Black, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Moondust Co-Administrator Guardian Only when you change the hearts of your enemies, shall you truly win a war. [A1i:3] Posts: 744	Gross idea. Sept 16, 2010 13:07:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moondust on Sept 16, 2010 13:07:55 GMT -5 ^^
	[MpB:http://www.mosaic-church.org.uk/creative_arts_showcase/waterfall-landscape-wallpaper.jpg] You can make a throne of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. Neither can you sit on a throne made of flowers. So, make your throne of Air, and build a stone for your sword, then you can rule forever.

Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda Brigadier General Legendary Andalite Warrior War is Ugly...Nothing so glamorous about it..[A1i:3] Posts: 1,720	Gross idea. Sept 16, 2010 13:39:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 16, 2010 13:39:14 GMT -5 XD!!
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popvenom Colonel the flamin scorpion the sun will die out when i give up[A1i:3] Posts: 535	Gross idea. Sept 22, 2010 22:55:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by popvenom on Sept 22, 2010 22:55:18 GMT -5 and the taxxans are talking to the phone
	yeerks are in trouble cus im here. the nature is were in trouble we have guys telling us to kill our selfs and we have been doing that its time to revel them we must kill them for the souls we lost

Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda Brigadier General Legendary Andalite Warrior War is Ugly...Nothing so glamorous about it..[A1i:3] Posts: 1,720	Gross idea. Sept 23, 2010 4:25:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 23, 2010 4:25:34 GMT -5 Lol Taxxons would be like confused and looking around when the phone rings in their stomach
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someoney Major Freedom Warrior O_O[A1i:9] Posts: 145	Gross idea. Feb 23, 2011 16:26:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by someoney on Feb 23, 2011 16:26:02 GMT -5 ^ LOL

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Gross idea. Feb 26, 2011 12:53:51 GMT -5

Post by Moondust on Feb 26, 2011 12:53:51 GMT -5

What would be better is if it went on voicemail.

XD That would be amusing.

Or....

It has a brilliant ringtone!

Example....

INCOMING! <MISSILE WHIZZING BY> HEHEHE!

WARNING! IT'S THE WIFE!

Nananana my friend likes me, likes only me, doesn't like you, -ect-

Hello? Anybody there? Hello?

I keel you!

Smell it, smell it... Now take it!

Don't give me Rabies, Rabies, Rabies OOOH! (JB song, misheard.)

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna get you down..." (HAH! RICKROLLED! NYEHEHE!)

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You can make a throne of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. Neither can you sit on a throne made of flowers. So, make your throne of Air, and build a stone for your sword, then you can rule forever.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Gross idea. Feb 26, 2011 14:51:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2011 14:51:33 GMT -5 Don't say you've got obsessed by Rick Astley too! It's all the people in my tutor group talk about!
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Moondust Co-Administrator Guardian Only when you change the hearts of your enemies, shall you truly win a war. [A1i:3] Posts: 744	Gross idea. Feb 27, 2011 13:08:19 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Moondust on Feb 27, 2011 13:08:19 GMT -5 Tis a Youtube joke. Don't worry, you'd know if I was obsessed by him. Eugh... I couldn't be. He sounds like a seal with a blocked throat!
	[MpB:http://www.mosaic-church.org.uk/creative_arts_showcase/waterfall-landscape-wallpaper.jpg] You can make a throne of bayonets, but you can't sit on it for very long. Neither can you sit on a throne made of flowers. So, make your throne of Air, and build a stone for your sword, then you can rule forever.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Gross idea. Feb 27, 2011 14:14:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 14:14:40 GMT -5 that's an insult to seals!!! And blocked throats!

Post by Forlin (old) on Sept 14, 2010 18:35:00 GMT -5

Post by sarafina on Sept 14, 2010 18:36:26 GMT -5

Post by Galanor Rosewind on Sept 14, 2010 18:36:46 GMT -5

Post by sarafina on Sept 14, 2010 18:39:50 GMT -5

Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 14, 2010 23:12:38 GMT -5

Post by sarafina on Sept 16, 2010 7:22:34 GMT -5

Post by Moondust on Sept 16, 2010 13:07:55 GMT -5

Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 16, 2010 13:39:14 GMT -5

Post by popvenom on Sept 22, 2010 22:55:18 GMT -5

Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 23, 2010 4:25:34 GMT -5

Post by someoney on Feb 23, 2011 16:26:02 GMT -5

Post by Moondust on Feb 26, 2011 12:53:51 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2011 14:51:33 GMT -5

Post by Moondust on Feb 27, 2011 13:08:19 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2011 14:14:40 GMT -5