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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2010 14:45:00 GMT -5
Murray: I am Murray, the invincible demonic skull! Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs? Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer. Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike! Guybrush Threepwood: Stride? Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything? Guybrush Threepwood: Do you know anything about lifting curses? Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp. Guybrush Threepwood: You seem bitter. Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2010 14:45:51 GMT -5
Guybrush Threepwood: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop. Murray: Is it a really EVIL-looking doorstop? Guybrush Threepwood: [sigh] Never mind.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2010 14:46:30 GMT -5
Murray: Something tells me you're not taking me very seriously. Guybrush Threepwood: No, no I am. Murray: Then let me hear you scream in terror. Guybrush Threepwood: I'm too scared to say anything. Murray: Ha ha! [laughs evilly]
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Post by Moondust on Sept 6, 2010 14:46:36 GMT -5
dongos like cottage cheese pie. Llamas like snow. Snow likes the cold, and doesn't like the sun. Babys don't like being shot at by rubber doll.
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Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 6, 2010 14:58:45 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Forlin (old) on Sept 6, 2010 19:30:12 GMT -5
I...I think I have something...inside of me. A monster. Not a Yeerk. An alternate personality. I...I don't know. I'm scared...
I almost went running as an Andalite through a town that is rich with Yeerk activity. :x
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Post by Forlin (old) on Sept 6, 2010 19:49:13 GMT -5
I keep farting. It's so incredibly hilarious XDDDDDDD
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Post by Moondust on Sept 7, 2010 1:04:03 GMT -5
Another personality Forlin? I wouldn't call it a monster... yet. I would merely say that you are fed up of sitting around, as am I. But keep this other 'personality' in check. Otherwise it might not just be Yeerks after you.... The humans might as well.
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Post by Moondust on Sept 7, 2010 1:41:12 GMT -5
The Cars went on the the Ark. Hurrah! The cars drove on to the Ark. Hurrah! But nobody likes tin cans, so they squashed them into frying pans, and then threw them off the Ark. Hurrah! Buy your invisible clothes here! Half price sale today! Reporter: Shocking news today! A Taxxon walking in the street was attacked by an old lady with a suitcase screaming- "BAD KITTY!" Here's the Taxxons veiw- Taxxon: Yes, it was very scary, very scary indeed. An old lady running and scraming at you. I am mentally scared now... "Hey Luigi, wasn't it nice of the Princess to invite us to the mushroom kingdom for a picknic?" "Yeah! I hope she made losta spaggeti!" *awkward pause.* "Nooo!" *Punches Luigi in the face* "Waaaaaa!" Wooden blocks, uno, jenga, cupcakes, curtains, bananas, monkey king!!! "Hi I'm Jeff, and I'm going to bake something! Fiirst I need beans, then some chocolate sprinkles, then some dandylions, then.... MAI SHOES! MAI SHOES!" "Alright Jeff, out you come, you need to go to the asylum." "Nooo! Don't take me away from my ingreidents!" "Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy, it's Fred! And I'm going to rescue the neighbourghood squirrles!" Pull a barrel roll! A seagate Harddrive... It wasn't made in seagate, Seagate is underwater! How useless would it be, it'd eletricute all the fish!# Stylus. Stylus. Stylus. STYLUS!!!! MWAHAAHAAAA! "I'm still a mighty pirate!" HEADSHOT! *In a strange voice* Ohehehe yeash, I have cold blood pro and the fastest reload on the game, prestige 70. I will own them all! Hahahaaa! Girl:"Doesn't it feel good, getting bikes for all these children?" Boy:"Yeah. But I pefer the skirts. They make you feel so free." Do we like pancakes..... Falling off horsies is fun! OMG OMG OMG! A BIRDY! OH HELL, A HUGE BIRDY! AHHHH! (gets carried off by huge bird) [Heheheheheh] "Who is it?" [five days.] "Until what?" [You're an onion ring!] Shoe polish! Good for the swamp dragons gut! I had dreams about capturing a Hork-Bajir. ;D I captured him, and forced him to eat Ginger and Maple flavored Oatmeal. After three days he wasn't a host anymore. I kept him in the park, in the ababndonded building. He was called Bajgor. Me and him became good friends, because we tried to capture another Hork-Bajir, but he escaped and almost killed me, so Bajgor killed it. I want a Hork-Bajir to live in my park now.
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Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 7, 2010 3:15:12 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Forlin (old) on Sept 7, 2010 7:31:48 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I want to live in Warehouse 13 and protect the artifacts. =D
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Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 7, 2010 7:32:41 GMT -5
I went to a park to give a BARK! XD
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Post by Moondust on Sept 7, 2010 11:34:37 GMT -5
AHHHHHHH!
Tracy Beaker... Yeah, she was used in a sience class to hold acid! Hacker... The most random dog biscuit I've ever seen Mwama? Mwwama Luigi! HAHAHAHA! Grannys don't like undies. AN OAKIEY TREEEE! OAKIEE! 11-11-11-11-11-11111111 Icarly. "Wanna see what happens when I dip my Shamwo in the toilet.?" Feathery Feather... HEYYY IT'S FRED!
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Post by Moka-Ithsilla-Adromeda on Sept 7, 2010 11:42:45 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Moondust on Sept 7, 2010 14:22:30 GMT -5
Ah nibbliy nobah. Bronzor goes to the beach, wearing a neon coloured balloon bakini. Bronzor meets Kyogre- (The pink version, but Kyoger prefers the name Tim) So Bronzor decides to call him Bob instead. They spent ten minutes making butterfly paste to protect against the sun's son, Gibby. But then a giant orange marble came around, shouting "EVIL!". However, Bronzor was laughing at the orange marble, waving his tea towl he had brought in case of rain, although it was sunny. The Marble had a horrible phobia of tea towls, so he melted. Then he was carried away by bumble bees to be made into lemon juice. They thought they were random, until Moka (a person, not some mispelt cup of coffee) Forlin... (An Andalite... We think...), Shakoa, who had randomly turned into a Land Shark, and I, Wayfarer, who had just eaten some paper, and drank Burp juice. We saw Bronzor and The Pink Bob enjoying their random time on the beach. So we decided to crash and set that randomness alight, sending it back to the planet Pong, where it had come from. <Ooooh look, an Oaky tree!> Forlin shouted. "Hey, I ain't no Oaky tree! I'm the Great Pink Bob!" Bob shouted back, vaugely annoyed. <Mmmm! Candyfloss! I want some!> Forlin exclaimed. Moka stared at Bob, chewing on a white rose. "You look like candyfloss to me." "I am not candyfloss!" Bob laughed. "Simple Mobian, and Andalite. I am Bob. I will catapult you to Uranus!" "Ewww. How do you mange that?" Shakoa asked. "I meant the planet! Not... What you were thinking of." Bob replied. However you couldn't see him blushing, because of his rosy pink shade. I tried to input something, but all I came out with was- "Grrraaar." I remebered that Wayfarer, the creature, couldn't speak... A tennis racket flew over our heads. Two Lions using Beansprouts as stilts, were hitting a tennis racet with a tennis ball. It's actually called Sinnet, and it takes a lot of skill to play. Perry the Platypus wandered by, with people following him shouting "Agent P!" <Hey Bob!> I mind spoke. <What do you call a Kyoger with a sweetooth?> "Ummm...." Bob began. <Tim!> I exclaimed. "That wasn't even funny." Bob replied. "A Pinwheel!" Moka exclaimed. "A whistling Pinwheel!" <I want an undnypantyfied Bannana!> Forlin exclaimed. "Bronzor has one!" Shakoa exclaimed. "You can't have it unless you win a thumb war!" Bronzor yelled. <Go on, Forlin.> I prompted. Unfortunately for Bronzor, Forlin had two thumbs, so he beat him easily. <Yaayy!> Folin exclaimed, excited by his undypantyfied Banana. "Well, we better go now, it's getting a little windy." Shakoa said. Bob let rip, sending a crab, and a Ice cream van flying into the ocean. <Windy. You were right about that, Shakoa!> I laughed. "Aww, my flower wilted." Moka said, crestfallen. "Oh look, a Dandylion!" Then Doctor Eggman suddenly flew over. "I shall take over this Beach! Mwyahaha!" <Oh really?> I said growling. Moka shorphed to a HUGE wolf. Forlin Morphed into an elephant. Shakoa decided to turn into a Tiger, just for good show. "I'll eat your hair!" Moka threatened. <I'll shoot blended laptops at you!> Forlin cried. "I'll spear you with a fishing rod!" Shakoa yelled. <And I will catapult a few interesting speices of beetles at you.> I added. "Oh really? And how will you do that?" Eggman mocked. Suddenly Forlin produced a Blender off his person. He grabbed a laptop growing from a plant, and blended it. Moka picked up a flamethrower. Shakoa dug up a fishing rod, and caught Dr.Eggman's flying craft by the hook. I picked up a stray bra, and tied it to two wooden sticks protuding out of the ground. Then I grabbed a dung beetle (dung included) and pulled back the tension. Then we all attacked. "Okay, your hair would be too greasy to eat.." Moka explained, torching Dr.Eggman's hair. Forlin had long blended a lifetime supply of Laptops, and had sucked up the mixture in his trunk, and has showered Dr.Eggman with the stuff, and a few bonus bogies. He mad a second batch for Visser Three, as he had seen him not two meters away. I launhed my varitey of bugs from my Bra-a-pult. It hit him squarely in the face, while the rest of the insects had landed on Visser Three, who had been showered in blended laptops, and extra bonus bogies. They started biting his bum, making his life very uncomfortable. Then we all ran off, laughing , at our adventure.
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